You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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