It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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