sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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