So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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