I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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