For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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