The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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