I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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