I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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