You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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