just come out here and I will go home with you...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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