and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
