You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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