You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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