maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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