I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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