ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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