You really coming over, don't trick.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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