Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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