Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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