Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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