Dual....:-)
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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