I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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