who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My penis needs a shock collar
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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