Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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