Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i just google imaged poop.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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