i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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