Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
After tacos, we're chasing women.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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