The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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