What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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