Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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