Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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