i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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