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I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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