Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Randomize
