you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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