GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm sobbing to NWA
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
