The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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