So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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