we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
how does that bad decision feel?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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