Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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