I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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