I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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