I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I should be sponsored by Trojan
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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