honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
