im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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