Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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