it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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