how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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