I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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