Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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